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CUFFING SEASON (noun) - Period of time in which a man secures a woman’s services for companionship, sexual favors & most importantly to stack paper. Terms & Conditions 1. Duration - The season begins September 12, 2011(The Monday after Labor Day) & ends May 18, 2012(10 days before Memorial Day). These bookend dates give you sufficient time to acquire a prime free agent to begin your cuff before the start of the NFL season. It also allows you to let them down easy as their contract comes to a close. 2. Who - Choosing who to cuff is essential to your happiness in this season. Try to select a woman with a birthday between June & September & is gainfully employed. Research has found that black women are the best option to acquire because they are so desperate for attention after being ignored all Jump Off season aka summertime that they’ll do any & everything to satisfy you. Understand by cuffing a black woman you are more than likely acquiring a past ...

Can a man and woman be friends without having sex? Many people find this scenario hard to believe but yes they can. A man and a woman can be friends as long as they don’t cross that boundary line. Now I am not saying that they can’t be attracted to each other. They can either share a single attraction or a mutual attraction in the relationship.  Sex can either make or break the relationship because they not only know that person’s hopes and fears but they now know that person up close and personal along with their desires. That alone can kill a relationship because how can you look at that person the same. Can you really feel comfortable looking your friend in the eye as they talk about someone new that they really like or hear about a recent sexual experience?  Now if you were in a previous relationship and parted ways on good terms you can still only be friends as long as you two do not cross that line. Now if your ex was great in bed and you two are now just friends it ma...

As you may have noticed, each week is color coded to indicate the level of urgency.  Green being the least severe and obviously  Red being the most critical. That first weekend in Sept. is a make or break weekend. The summer is coming to an end and there’s at least one more big party/BBQ weekend. Labor Day. You now have the perfect excuse for your 1st ‘date’ like meeting. Invite her out to a BBQ. A party. Beach. Something. Use the holiday to YOUR advantage.  Her last big event of the summer ending with you is a plus. No one really wants to hang around the house, so if she doesn’t have plans and you seem sincere, she’s probably going. Remember it IS a long weekend, no need to be in her face first thing Tuesday. A text to see how she’s doing is cool. No date the following weekend either. Just stick to building up a rapport via conversation. Slow and steady. No need to overdo it unless she’s giving off signs. Plan something the following week. Things go well? Start throw...

Now let us get down to what the different colors mean when you are selecting roses for you date: Red – Love, Beauty, Romantic love, Sincere love, I love you. Red Dark – Unconscious beauty Red Single – I love you Deep Burgundy – Unconscious beauty White – Purity, Innocence, Silence, Secrecy, Humility, Youthfulness, Heavenly, “I am worthy of you” Pink – Appreciation, “Thank you”, Grace, Perfect happiness, “Please believe me”, Admiration, Dark Pink – Appreciation, Gratitude, “Thank you” Light Pink – Admiration, Sympathy, Gentleness, Joy, Sweetness, Grace, Gladness Yellow – Joy, Friendship, Delight, Promise of a new beginning, I care, Welcome back, Jealousy Yellow with Red tip – Friendship, Falling in love Orange – Desire, Enthusiasm Red and White – When given together they signify unity Red and Yellow – Happy feelings Peach - Appreciation, Closing the deal, Let’s get together, Sincerity, Gratitude Pale Peach – Modesty Coral – Desire Lave...

What is dating etiquette? Well this will give you a basic rundown of some do’s and don’ts on a date. On the date the man should always open the door for the lady and at the start of the date he should greet her at the door. Do not: 1) Call her and tell her to come outside. 2) Honk your horn till they come outside. 3) Yell out the car window for her to come outside. Should I Get a Gift? One question that has been asked is if a gift should be given on the first date. I don’t believe in gifts on first dates unless it is their birthday. If it is a birthday a card should be sufficient. Spending money on an extremely nice or expensive gift is not necessary because you don’t really know that person and if they are expecting that then that may not be the person that you are looking to date seriously. Flowers are an optional gift if you are going to get one at all. Flowers can speak volumes if you make the right selection. If she mentions that she likes flowe...

S o you have finally asked her out on the date and found the perfect location but what do you wear? Depending on the location depends on the attire. When choosing something to wear you always want to be comfortable but you never want to look like you just woke up out of bed. Besides being freshly shaven and having a fresh hair cut you need to take some time in choosing the right attire as well. White t-shirts and sagging pants are definitely a no, no.  You are making your first big impression on this date. How you dress sends the right signals. A man in a suit or dressed business casual gives the impression of a stable man and a provider. Clothing that is to tight or to large symbolizes a man that is not serious about life. Your outfit can still be fun and comfortable. WHAT A MAN SHOULD WEAR If you are taking her on an evening dinner date you always want to wear a button down shirt and a nice pair of khakis or dress pants. The button down shirt should not contain large or ma...